Made of Eyebrows
humm... 25, 28,13, 36 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand 49 :3 - Have fun ~~

25: Worst possible time to get horny
Long, boring lecture classes, easily. Like, it’s there, but there’s pretty much nothing you can ever do about it. It’s like pleasure denial, sans the kink.

28: How much fapping is too much fapping
I guess when stuff starts to get raw? I dunno, I’ve never really gotten that far.

13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find
All the bodies
But no, really it’s probably the odd sex toy or two.

36: What do you wear to bed?
Usually nothing. Especially nowadays, it’s freakin’ sweltering!

49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
Like, a month, I guess? Maybe less? I don’t like, mark these things on my calendar, ya know!

0r0ch1:

Soda pop stop in LA. Baller

I’m Charlie and this is my chocolate factory. # A#

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

What Is StarForge?StarForge is a game about gathering resources, building bases, crafting anything you want, and surviving on an alien planet. Earth’s star is dying and humanity transferred as much technology and resources as possible and left on a one way mission to populate another planet.StarForge was inspired by Halo, Warcraft 3, Borderlands, Terraria, and Minecraft. It borrows elements from the RTS, FPS, RPG, Voxel Builder, Tower Defense, and Physics Sandbox genres. We are building a dark and serious universe and want the player to live out their own unique story on the procedural planet.

DARK AND SERIOUS UNIVERSE
Where bones are made of flubber.

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:


What Is StarForge?

StarForge is a game about gathering resources, building bases, crafting anything you want, and surviving on an alien planet. Earth’s star is dying and humanity transferred as much technology and resources as possible and left on a one way mission to populate another planet.

StarForge was inspired by Halo, Warcraft 3, Borderlands, Terraria, and Minecraft. It borrows elements from the RTS, FPS, RPG, Voxel Builder, Tower Defense, and Physics Sandbox genres. We are building a dark and serious universe and want the player to live out their own unique story on the procedural planet.

DARK AND SERIOUS UNIVERSE

Where bones are made of flubber.

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

THIS GAME IS AVAILABLE FOR FREE RIGHT NOW

WAHAAATTTT fljgbdsjlfbglsdg

IT’S MINECRAFT MEETS NATURAL SELECTION MEETS EVE MEETS HALO MEETS MY OWN VIDYA WET DREAMS

DOWNLOADING NOW

No physics damage
At one point I’m positive I saw a guy’s hips pull a full 720

This game’s physics are broken in the absolute best way.

Well I guess the solution here is to never stop talking to ya. NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU PROTEST

bwors:

Boners. Enough to make me overlook some of the continuity WTFs

Hothothothothot NUNS

inkydonkey:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

whatsuppal:

axelssonkatt:

whoaitsjoe:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

ENJOY


IS THERE ANYTHING THESE CAN’T DO??

I love my friends.




NAH MAN
SERIOUSLY NOTHING. INVENTION OF THE YEAR ALL YEARS.

I am laughing so hard, oh my sides
(bye bye)


GUYS

inkydonkey:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

whatsuppal:

axelssonkatt:

whoaitsjoe:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

ENJOY

IS THERE ANYTHING THESE CAN’T DO??

I love my friends.

NAH MAN

SERIOUSLY NOTHING. INVENTION OF THE YEAR ALL YEARS.

I am laughing so hard, oh my sides

(bye bye)

GUYS
I don’t know, these kinds of arguments really do irk me. It’s the same sort of thing as “Could God create a rock that even God couldn’t lift?” Who really even cares? What purpose would something like that even serve? I don’t really see the inability to create something completely pointless as proof that God isn’t all powerful. Furthermore, can you imagine a life completely without evil, whether that be greed, violence, rude people, or however you choose to define it? It seems to me that it’d be without struggle, without achievement, homogenized, even. We’d just sorta exist without the odd bill to pay or the odd bully to stand up to. Again, I dunno. Just my take on it.
Religion and politics, I don’t like talking about either.

I don’t know, these kinds of arguments really do irk me. It’s the same sort of thing as “Could God create a rock that even God couldn’t lift?” Who really even cares? What purpose would something like that even serve? I don’t really see the inability to create something completely pointless as proof that God isn’t all powerful. Furthermore, can you imagine a life completely without evil, whether that be greed, violence, rude people, or however you choose to define it? It seems to me that it’d be without struggle, without achievement, homogenized, even. We’d just sorta exist without the odd bill to pay or the odd bully to stand up to. Again, I dunno. Just my take on it.

Religion and politics, I don’t like talking about either.

cautioncat:

noiropossum:

the-knight-of-papfeels:

chimeracle:

evelynnkills:

skateon-and-keepcalm:

likepoison-inmyblood:

take-the-breath-right-out-of-me:

octoberr-seventeenthh:

I was killed by my thigh, the fuck? Lol

There are major veins running through your thighs that if cut, could make you bleed out in a matter of minutes. Or so I was told.

I wasn’t killed in a past life lol. no birth marks.

I was killed by my forearm.

I was killed on the back of my head .-. and on my butt and palm .. LIAM WAS STABBED IN THE NECK 0.O OMFG 

Right through the heart, ow.

Shot in the left temple.
fun fun

crown of my skull ;n;

My elbow, and a tiny one on my belly…

I’ve got one on my collar and one on my knee… but the most interesting ones are the two very close together on the side of my neck.

cautioncat:

noiropossum:

the-knight-of-papfeels:

chimeracle:

evelynnkills:

skateon-and-keepcalm:

likepoison-inmyblood:

take-the-breath-right-out-of-me:

octoberr-seventeenthh:

I was killed by my thigh, the fuck? Lol

There are major veins running through your thighs that if cut, could make you bleed out in a matter of minutes. Or so I was told.

I wasn’t killed in a past life lol. no birth marks.

I was killed by my forearm.

I was killed on the back of my head .-. and on my butt and palm .. LIAM WAS STABBED IN THE NECK 0.O OMFG 

Right through the heart, ow.

Shot in the left temple.

fun fun

crown of my skull ;n;

My elbow, and a tiny one on my belly…

I’ve got one on my collar and one on my knee… but the most interesting ones are the two very close together on the side of my neck.

talikira:

ohno789:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.



And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

So basically a horrible version of Apples to Apples LMAO.

I would very much play this.